O, hai.

Hi, I'm Katie!

I want you to love me!

(Is there another reason
for a personal blog...?)

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Thu Apr 16
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Sun Apr 5
molls:

iammattjordan:
I wonder where Katie Holmes’s personality, happiness, thirst for live, and soul went to die after she married Tom Cruise.
Oooooo! Loaded question, MJ.
Related but unrelated:
I knew these older girls at Boston College who were seniors when I was a freshman. When they were sophomores and juniors, they lived across from a dude a year older than them who was from Ohio. He went to the local boy’s Catholic high school in the town where Katie went to the local girl’s Catholic high school and they dated up until she got the part on Dawson’s at the end of their senior year and she moved to North Carolina or whatever to film the show.
Anyway, apparently he was always really touchy when the subject of Katie came up, but he would always watch Dawson’s with the girls across the hall who I also knew. I guess he would always just be really awkward about it until one night, the night she lost her virginity on the show to Pacey, he kinda like tweeked out or whatever and was all “SHE WASN’T LIKE THAT. SHE WOULDN’T DO THAT. KATIE WASN’T LIKE THAT.”
And then like, I guess he kinda checked out for awhile or something.

molls:

iammattjordan:

I wonder where Katie Holmes’s personality, happiness, thirst for live, and soul went to die after she married Tom Cruise.

Oooooo! Loaded question, MJ.

Related but unrelated:

I knew these older girls at Boston College who were seniors when I was a freshman. When they were sophomores and juniors, they lived across from a dude a year older than them who was from Ohio. He went to the local boy’s Catholic high school in the town where Katie went to the local girl’s Catholic high school and they dated up until she got the part on Dawson’s at the end of their senior year and she moved to North Carolina or whatever to film the show.

Anyway, apparently he was always really touchy when the subject of Katie came up, but he would always watch Dawson’s with the girls across the hall who I also knew. I guess he would always just be really awkward about it until one night, the night she lost her virginity on the show to Pacey, he kinda like tweeked out or whatever and was all “SHE WASN’T LIKE THAT. SHE WOULDN’T DO THAT. KATIE WASN’T LIKE THAT.”

And then like, I guess he kinda checked out for awhile or something.

Wed Mar 25
Um, because it isn’t real.  It’s photoshopped within an inch of its life.
juliaallison:
It’s unreal how hot this cover is.  UNREAL.

Um, because it isn’t real.  It’s photoshopped within an inch of its life.

juliaallison:

It’s unreal how hot this cover is.  UNREAL.
Soy = Overrated
Soy can be extremely difficult to digest… and what you find in the US usually has the nutritional benefits GM’d out of it (due to its current surge in popularity, therefore it is quickly mass-produced).  Asia is the only place you’re going to find quality soy products.   
nutritionista:

The Soy Glossery
Edamame: Young soybeans harvested when green, usually sold frozen. Boil in the pods and then salt.Miso: A salty, smooth paste made from fermented soybeans and grains (often rice), cultured for one to three years. Miso is used to flavor soups, dressings, and sauces.Soy milk: Soybeans are soaked, ground, and strained to produce a milk substitute. Can be made into cheese, yogurt, and frozen desserts.Soy nuts: Soybeans that have been soaked in water and then baked to produce a high-protein, peanut-like snack. Can be blended with soybean oil to make a spread like peanut butter.Soy sauce: A salty, dark brown liquid made from fermented soybeans.Soybean oil: The oil extracted from soybeans, usually labeled “vegetable oil.”Tempeh: A loaf (and meat alternative) made from cooked, cracked, and fermented soybeans.Tofu: Pressed curds of coagulated soy milk. Firm and extra-firm tofu can be cubed. Soft or silken tofu can be blended into dips and dressings.
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Ahhhhhh… I love all of these forms of soy!

Soy = Overrated

Soy can be extremely difficult to digest… and what you find in the US usually has the nutritional benefits GM’d out of it (due to its current surge in popularity, therefore it is quickly mass-produced).  Asia is the only place you’re going to find quality soy products.   

nutritionista:

The Soy Glossery

Edamame: Young soybeans harvested when green, usually sold frozen. Boil in the pods and then salt.

Miso: A salty, smooth paste made from fermented soybeans and grains (often rice), cultured for one to three years. Miso is used to flavor soups, dressings, and sauces.

Soy milk: Soybeans are soaked, ground, and strained to produce a milk substitute. Can be made into cheese, yogurt, and frozen desserts.

Soy nuts: Soybeans that have been soaked in water and then baked to produce a high-protein, peanut-like snack. Can be blended with soybean oil to make a spread like peanut butter.

Soy sauce: A salty, dark brown liquid made from fermented soybeans.

Soybean oil: The oil extracted from soybeans, usually labeled “vegetable oil.”

Tempeh: A loaf (and meat alternative) made from cooked, cracked, and fermented soybeans.

Tofu: Pressed curds of coagulated soy milk. Firm and extra-firm tofu can be cubed. Soft or silken tofu can be blended into dips and dressings.

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Ahhhhhh… I love all of these forms of soy!

Tue Feb 24

Door Number You

dearoldlove:

I try not to open it often, but when I do, that raw, sweet love for you just waves and shrugs: “Still here.”
Wed Jan 28

Good Morning

maryrambin:

Yesterday was a whirlwind of a day huh! I ended it with a couple martinis because I really didn’t see all of that coming - at least at the same time.

Anyway, I’m moving on and I hope you do to.

Before I do, I want to say it was never my intention to offend anyone with the Roe v. Wade reference.  Of course I don’t think Botox ridicule is even close to comparable to the mental anguish women go through in even considering an abortion.  And I think EVERYONE knows that. Most of you realized that wasn’t my message.  My point was be confident in your choices.  But abortion was the easy target point in the post.  My apologies to those of you who have gone through the hardship and heartache of abortion and were offended.  I can’t imagine what the struggle must be like for you even as the days pass. For those of you who chose to use that as your headline and completely missed the real message I was trying to send, you have failed as a reporter and as a woman.

Have a great day everyone.

The reason you have wrinkles on your forehead is not due to “certain people age differently”….it is because you have been over-doing it in the gym for years!  That “hungry” feeling does not mean you’re being “good.”  It means your body needs proper nourishment.  When you lose the layer of fat under the skin on your face, your face will sag and wrinkle.  You are still young, you can reverse this without botox or restalyne!  Just eat some healthy fat-laden foods daily (ground flax seed, flax seed oil, avocados, etc.) and you will begin to notice a difference in your face.

Wed Oct 1
its
shorterexcerpts:
Forget old-school Facebook…remember when College Humor attempted it’s own version back in the day?

its

shorterexcerpts:

Forget old-school Facebook…remember when College Humor attempted it’s own version back in the day?
Wed Sep 24
I love the little dash of Ohio I get with this guy…  makes all the NYC egos on here easier to digest.   Which suburb of Cleveland are you from, love?
delbertshoopman:

Well, since I didn’t play for thousands of dollars today on Deal Or No Deal… I did decide to play another kind of game… A DRINKING GAME!! Well, I’m playing it by myself but it’s a blast!! It’s called Wizard Stick, and I’m dedicating this to Joanna!!
*My goal is 13 16oz Miller High Life’s*

I love the little dash of Ohio I get with this guy…  makes all the NYC egos on here easier to digest.   Which suburb of Cleveland are you from, love?

delbertshoopman:

Well, since I didn’t play for thousands of dollars today on Deal Or No Deal… I did decide to play another kind of game… A DRINKING GAME!! Well, I’m playing it by myself but it’s a blast!! It’s called Wizard Stick, and I’m dedicating this to Joanna!!

*My goal is 13 16oz Miller High Life’s*

Wed Sep 17
A “green juice” isn’t going to help replenish your glycogen or your muscle protein!
maryrambin:
My favorite way to start the day: answer emails, a couple solid hours at the gym, and a green juice from Hugo’s. Now I’m ready to hit the ground running.

A “green juice” isn’t going to help replenish your glycogen or your muscle protein!

maryrambin:

My favorite way to start the day: answer emails, a couple solid hours at the gym, and a green juice from Hugo’s. Now I’m ready to hit the ground running.
Sat Sep 6
O-H-I-O is the Bobcats, man.
delbertshoopman:
Thank god the buckeye’s won… thank god.

O-H-I-O is the Bobcats, man.

delbertshoopman:

Thank god the buckeye’s won… thank god.
Sun Aug 31
They. Were. Devo.

They. Were. Devo.

Fri Aug 22
lovepuppy:

soupsoup:

sporkorfoon:bakeurfaceoff:
I wish I had a reason to make these. (via Crepes of Wrath)
OMFG

SCORE.

lovepuppy:

soupsoup:

sporkorfoon:bakeurfaceoff:

I wish I had a reason to make these. (via Crepes of Wrath)

OMFG

SCORE.

Tue Aug 19
Instructions via everyone

Type your answer to the questions into a flickr search 
Using only the first page, pick an image 
Copy and paste each of the urls in the Mosaic Maker 

1. What is your first name?2. What is your favorite food?3. What high school did you go to?4. What is your favorite color?5. Who is your celebrity crush?6. What is your favorite drink?7. What is your dream vacation?8. What is your favorite dessert?9. What do you want to do when you grow up?10. Who/ what do you love most in life?11. Choose one word that describes you?12. What is your Flickr name?

Instructions via everyone

  • Type your answer to the questions into a flickr search
  • Using only the first page, pick an image
  • Copy and paste each of the urls in the Mosaic Maker

1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What do you want to do when you grow up?
10. Who/ what do you love most in life?
11. Choose one word that describes you?
12. What is your Flickr name?

Wed Aug 13
shorterexcerpts:

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Ain’t this some shit…

shorterexcerpts:

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Ain’t this some shit…